I don't want to die

Having a Wii-tarded New Year

2007-01-01T19:23:32Z

Chicken & A Fan

2006-12-24T07:13:25Z

Also, Emma:

I still exist

2006-12-17T06:54:05Z

It's been a while since I've posted to Livejournal. This is unfortunate. Perhaps I shall post chapters from my upcoming book here in the future to keep things more lively.

Nothing like empirical justification of your idealism: Want to reduce poverty? Lower those tax rates.

News of import: I am now a wildcat!

Self-Explanatory

2006-09-25T01:56:40Z

:'(

2006-09-04T22:59:22Z

Steve Irwin died. This is probably the saddest day of my life. Even though I never liked him particularly and never watched his show, part of my soul died along with him. I can't explain why. At least I can take solace in the fact that he died in one of the most badass ways to date. If you are grieving like me, this might help.

Chuck Norris Fact Image

2006-08-23T02:49:04Z

Refresh the page and it will be a different Chuck Norris Fact every time!

I am so creative

2006-08-20T05:12:22Z

CLICK TO DOWNLOAD

OMG

2006-08-18T16:16:26Z

The conspiracy is real

I put these together

2006-08-09T03:28:02Z

WTF Indeed

2006-08-07T04:42:47Z

Bulba-wang shall be the first thing I see on LJ no more!

2006-07-29T20:09:37Z

Maddox Gets It Right

I've been scarred.

2006-07-28T20:23:19Z

How many young children were permanently emotionally disturbed by that? I can only wonder...

I spent way too much time editing this image and adding meta-information to it

2006-07-28T01:00:03Z

There's something that tickles my brain when I see someone named Max Carbon writing about alternative fuels and preventing global warming.

Is it irony? poetic justice? oxymoronic? some other literary term I've never heard of? Please inform me.

Link List Update

2006-07-26T04:23:14Z

New links:
¬Get Firefox - Believe it or not, some people are still stuck in the Stone Age.
¬Get OpenOffice.org - Because open source is awesome.
¬Jonathan Coulton rocks your world. (Check out his latest song, Creepy Doll, it's incredible.)
¬Reliable Facts - For all your informational cravings.

Needless to say, I wouldn't post these links if I didn't highly reccomend them.

Also, be sure to hit up the FREE ROCKY HORROR SHOW TOMORROW 1 PM AT THE ORIENTAL XOMG.

New Retarded Chain Emails Episode

2006-07-24T04:33:13Z

Can you guess this man's original race?

2006-07-23T15:20:16Z

Possible senior picture?

2006-07-22T22:24:31Z

Pros:

I like it.

It's sufficiently senior-picture-like (correct phrase?).

I won't be feeding into the evil Worzella empire.

Cons:

It might be too alternative for some people to handle. (This applies mainly to posers, haters, and Republicans.)

Only half my face is in the picture.

Worzella may hunt me down and kill me.

UPDATE: A big thanks to Ali for taking the picture!

I think I'm becoming addicted to blogging

2006-07-21T23:36:56Z

The only mercy I will ever give

Comment if you agree

2006-07-16T05:57:08Z

should I even bother continuing this series?

(first episode is here if you're interested)

prepare to have your mind blown

2006-07-15T17:47:30Z

Sadly, I cannot claim to be the incredibly awesome person who made this.

I am not soft

2006-07-14T23:08:56Z

if you have any love in your heart, you should find this adorable

Derren Brown Chess Moves

2006-07-10T05:36:29Z

Genius - I love it.

Headbutts FTL

2006-07-09T20:54:44Z

It's a good day to be Italian.

Valuable Wisdom

2006-07-09T04:34:35Z

Eating Kix past the age of five is a sign that one's life will be spent fondling his superiors' testicles in his mouth.

I am an idiot

2006-07-04T17:41:49Z